Remember that one time Alan Moore was in a band? No? Well let me refresh your memory.
Once upon a time in the fabled year of 1983 Alan Moore went by the name “Translucia Baboon.” With this pseudonym he teamed up with David J (of Bauhaus fame) and Alex Green and founded the band The Sinister Ducks. Though the band didn’t last they did manage to compose this little number about the dastardly nature of ducks. Constantly smoking cigars and sleeping with your wife. How dreadful. Ducks are dicks.
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